"Praise Be Upon Gashinki, Who Sits on My Head"
1. With all your being and Heart, try not to _________ (insert all bad things)
2. Most other Gods come before Gashinki, Praise Be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head (being that there is only one)
3. Any visions of the Messenger Drippy Hindsight are of irrelevance only to those who believe in Gashinki, Praise be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head, and therefore all things of existance
should be taken with a grain of salt.
4. The Whims of Gashinki are meant to guide those who are otherwise idiots, to a basic form of
understanding that not even those of a vibrant I.Q. can understand with their soft, mortal
minds.
5. All people are prophets of Gashinki, as long as Gashinki approves of the prohpet. (Gashinki,
Praise Be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head, approves of most things...yes thats you too).
2. Most other Gods come before Gashinki, Praise Be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head (being that there is only one)
3. Any visions of the Messenger Drippy Hindsight are of irrelevance only to those who believe in Gashinki, Praise be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head, and therefore all things of existance
should be taken with a grain of salt.
4. The Whims of Gashinki are meant to guide those who are otherwise idiots, to a basic form of
understanding that not even those of a vibrant I.Q. can understand with their soft, mortal
minds.
5. All people are prophets of Gashinki, as long as Gashinki approves of the prohpet. (Gashinki,
Praise Be Upon Him, Who Sits on My Head, approves of most things...yes thats you too).
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